Thanks to the Anonymous Tipster for this gem. If I knew who you were I’d give you a prize:
“Oh, you didn’t hear about the Springbox layoffs? Yep. There were three let go just before Thanksgiving, while office manager and girlfriend of fearless leader #2 gets paid to sit there, look pretty, plan bank-breaking parties, and enjoy fresh flowers and $30 candles on her desk every week.
Oh, and the douchebag duo’s advice to everyone else on how to help the agency cut costs? Drink two glasses of wine, instead of three. Also, they plan to move from $15 bottles of wine, to $10 bottles of wine for the agency fridge.”